Wanted: In-home nurse. Part time. Must be reliable, kind, flexible, confident, open-minded, strong, patient, understanding, observant, honest, respectful and forthright. Must like children and dogs and tolerate hypervigilant mothers who work from home. Must be well versed in the art of mindfulness and not averse to changing dirty diapers. Preferably available to work Saturdays and some evenings in a comfortable home surrounded by gorgeous gardens with an adorable, affectionate, non-verbal, on-the-go, incontinent, significantly disabled eleven-year-old child with epilepsy.
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| Calvin with his uber-nurse, Beth |
Make that two uber-nurses needed.
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